With their signature spacesuit and cute design, they look like a loyal crewmate… but they could totally be the impostor. Soft, cuddly, and expertly stitched, this astronaut is perfect for fans who love all things sus. Whether you’re venting to friends about a recent betrayal or defending yourself against wild accusations, this sussy crochet friend is ready to stand by your side (and might even have your back). Just watch out—because sometimes the cuddliest crewmates are the most sus of all.